Glasses = Chicken Little Look-A-Likes

Aunties, Molly and Katie, like to put their glasses on the small children and then laugh at them as they stumble about. I guess it's cheap entertainment.

This is most annoying to Husband, who is absolutely positive that the fifteen seconds the children are wearing another persons glasses will cause hideously, awful damage to their eyes. (I find this theory amusing, which only causes more irritation and strife.)

I guess now is not the time to point out that since both Husband and I, as well as all parents and Aunties and Uncles involved, wear glasses. Therefore, I am of the opinion that our children are most likely cursed by bad eye genes... and there isn't much we can do to reverse the genes we passed on.