Business Humor

I guess some business owners think they have a sense of humor... The below messages were found on public business' signs.


In a podiatrist's office:
'Time wounds all heels.'

On a septic tank truck:
'Yesterday's Meals on Wheels'

On another septic tank truck:
'Caution - This Truck is full of Political Promises'

On a Plumber's truck:
'We repair what your husband fixed.'

On another Plumber's truck:
'Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.'

At a tire store:
'Invite us to your next blowout.'

On an electrician's truck:
'Let us remove your shorts.'

In a non-smoking area:
'If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action.'

On a maternity room door:
'Push. Push. Push.'

At an optometrist's office:
'If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place.'

On a private home's fence:
'Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive!'

At a car dealership:
'The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment.'

Outside a Car Exhaust Store:
'No appointment necessary. We hear you coming.'

In the front yard of a Funeral Home:
'Drive carefully. We'll wait.'