I guess some business owners think they have a sense of humor... The below messages were found on public business' signs.
In a podiatrist's office:
'Time wounds all heels.'
On a septic tank truck:
'Yesterday's Meals on Wheels'
On another septic tank truck:
'Caution - This Truck is full of Political Promises'
On a Plumber's truck:
'We repair what your husband fixed.'
On another Plumber's truck:
'Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.'
At a tire store:
'Invite us to your next blowout.'
On an electrician's truck:
'Let us remove your shorts.'
In a non-smoking area:
'If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action.'
On a maternity room door:
'Push. Push. Push.'
At an optometrist's office:
'If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place.'
On a private home's fence:
'Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive!'
At a car dealership:
'The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment.'
Outside a Car Exhaust Store:
'No appointment necessary. We hear you coming.'
In the front yard of a Funeral Home:
'Drive carefully. We'll wait.'