Why I Want to be Reincarnated as Santa Claus
Reason 1: I would get to visit the North Pole. I have never been to the North Pole but I am certain it would be a fantastic experience. Reason 2: I would get to eat everything I want without feeling guilty. (This reason alone justifies wanting to be Santa Claus!) Reason 3: I would be able to stop time and fly around the entire world in one night in a magic sleigh with reindeer. Reason 4: I would get to work with actual elves. Possibly making me one of the taller people in my immediate world. This would be a big change. Reason 5: One of my favorite colors is green and I have three red-headed children. Obviously it was meant to be! Reason 6: I’d be able to go down chimneys. I’d even be able to go down the chimneys of houses without chimneys. This would be interesting. Reason 7: My entire life would be devoted to giving and making children happy. What could be better than that?￼
I'm a crazy mom of three little drama queens and one busy little boy. I'm always busy trying to do it all -- classroom volunteer, Girl Scout troop leader, part-time occupant of a cube farm, wife, sister, daughter, friend, maid, chauffeur, personal chef, crisis negotiator, etc. Life is full of many blessings. I am just trying to keep up with all of them.
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