Some days (or WEEKS) it is harder to manage a smile. This is one of those days in the middle of one of those weeks. So I resort to recycling other folks sarcasm.
1. My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God and I didn't.
2. I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.
3. Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.
4. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
5. Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive.
6. Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.
7. I'm not a complete idiot -- Some parts are just missing.
8. God must love stupid people. He made so many...
9. The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
10. A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
11. A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance.
12. Stupidity is not a handicap. Park elsewhere!
1. My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God and I didn't.
2. I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.
3. Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.
4. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
5. Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive.
6. Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.
7. I'm not a complete idiot -- Some parts are just missing.
8. God must love stupid people. He made so many...
9. The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
10. A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
11. A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance.
12. Stupidity is not a handicap. Park elsewhere!
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