UrbanDictionary.com is great amusement if you have the sense of humor similar to a teenage boy. Urban Dictionary touts itself as "the dictionary you wrote. Define your world!"
Evasive mumbling: Mumbling the answer to a question in hopes that the questioner won't hear or understand the answer that may get you in trouble.
Hyphenated: A woman who is married.
Redneck: May or may not have an education. Stereotyped way too often. Its an attitude and style. Often an adopted way of life. Care free, cut and dry, roughneck attitude/qualities. Ain't afraid to kick someones arse over the smallest things. Loves Nascar. Articles of clothing include t-shirts sporting beer or cigarette slogans, old, dirty jeans, work boots, cut off flannel shirts, anything camouflage.
Children: The walking and breathing ad for safe sex.
Text-hole: Someone who texts on their cellphone in really inappropriate places, like movie theatres, concerts, plays, restaurants or while driving.
Stress: The confusing feeling caused when one's mind overrides the body’s natural desire to choke the living sh*t out of some text-hole that desperately needs it.