Saturday, October 23, 2010

Truths

I am lucky enough to tell you the "Six Truths in Life."



1. You cannot stick your tongue out and look up at the ceiling at the same time. It is a physical impossibility.

(No, this is not my ceiling.)

2. All idiots after reading #1 will try it.

3. And discover #1 is a lie.

4. You are smiling now because you are an idiot.

5. You soon will forward this to another idiot.

6. There is still a stupid smile on your face.

I know how you feel... another idiot friend of mine sent this to me in an email. I sincerely apologize for this posting. I was so sure that I could do this trick especially since I have such a talented tongue. I never stop talking, so my wagging tongue gets lots of exercise.  Evidently my pride got the worst of me and obviously, I'm an idiot since I tried this out immediately and, well, since I needed company, there isn't a better place to go than to my friends…


Good times!

1 comment:

Ginny Marie said...

That is too funny! I'll admit, you had me going! The picture you posted of a ceiling distracted me from actually trying to stick my tongue out and looking a my ceiling, however! ;)