Is there anything Americans love more than pirates? Zombies, maybe? Why isn't there a movie about zombie pirates? It would make a killing. Oh, look!
Now, I know piracy is having a resurgence and is becoming a bit of a problem to freight ships, especially off the coast of Somalia, but these pirates are difficult to acknowledge, and frankly, I don't care for them.
Let me think about it... Still NO!
Everyone knows we want our pirates...
Sure. I guess so.
If you are the kind of salty dog who likes her pirates running away from an alligator with a clock in its belly, have I got a children's movie for you! (HELLO?! Disney's Peter Pan)